PIG [DA HOOTCH]: If Link was a girl it would be very hot and slutty girl!
It’s hard to believe, but these mad Most Excellent taken Zelda worthies are down with a lot about sexual debaucheries, they are not as inculpable as you implied when you get an eyeful of them on TV! Link stroke-oars kinda joy knobs just as her damp is charged with a bauble. See those cutest characters from Zelda getting exposed in the way they haven’t been spotted like that before!