Hentai Zelda

Gotta Protectors Cart of Darkness

It’s another fine morning in Magicadia…except your castle has suddenly changed into a tank. Is there something to be said about a shadowy prophecy that may cause the end of all games played on video? Your confusion could be yours.

Select your Gotta Protectors and prepare to cut, hack, and spell-sling through the epic adventure of more than 100 thumb-blistering maps–plus dozens more to be found as DLC bonuses that can be purchased as additional chapters!

The rules are straightforward. Place Princess Lola into the castle to start rolling along the tracks. Near the end of the tracks is an adversary castle. Smash YOUR castle into THEIR castle to destroy it–but do not let them take away the Princess’s HP first!

Choose from eight different Gotta Protectors available to play, ranging from an animal-loving mage as well as a nakedist Ninja.
It is possible to play as a solo player, playing with two or more people through local wireless networks or online.
You will face off against thousands of opponents at once as well as challenge your abilities against bosses like Crab and Golem.
Customize your heroes with many unique and tactically diverse abilities, that range from defensive skills to openly offensive
Enjoy a chiptune music by Yuzo Koshiro.
Tricks and tricks are available to gain access to games carts. Each is a milk-snorting rip-off of a genuine game that was released by The Something-or-other Entertainment System
Make sure you cover your screen in classic books on gaming whenever nature asks to pause
You can cry, laugh, or shout to an old-fashioned tale that will tug at your heart strings

The wait is over for the Japanese indie sensation, GOTTA PROTECTORS: CART of Darkness. The 80s are calling–collect–and it’s up to you to dust off your carts and put an end to the bodacious bad guys threatening Magicadia once and for all!

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